Who's the latest Victim for the 13th Annual Vollmer Diet Attempt?

So...who should be our victim this year?

A better question probably is: Which of these diet programs have the Vollmer already attempted??? You'd be surprised!


Since we're not in a financial position to pay for those "We supply the food" programs, I guess LA Weight Loss, Nutrisystem and Jenny Craig are out.

Did anyone else notice the number of weight-loss program commercials during Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve???

One of the ones I noticed was a "free" Weight Watchers online program, that doesn't involve the meetings and weigh-ins...hmmm....


...okay, I just went to the link and it immediately kicked me to a signup page to include things like "Payment Plan"...WTF???


Off to taking the kids to school/the gym. I foresee the gym being PACKED! Sigh...