"Are You in the REAL Army???"

At the gate in Omaha, a little boy (7-8 years old, I would guess) came
up to me and asked,"Are you in the REAL Army?"  My answer was
"Actually, I'm in the Air Force". And I pointed to my uniform where it
reads "U.S. Air Force". He said "Cool!" and returned to his parents.
I had to resist the tempation to explain to the child the crime of
inpersonating a military member. Or tell him that I'm in a fake
Army. :-)
(Smile! That was meant to be funny!)